Now he's distracting us from his defects by going out and doing his job, the scoundrel.

Bawlamer Democrats cannot find one of their own big enough to run for mayor, or NYawk Democrats one of their'n fit for senator.

It is comforting that the Matisse paintings will go into storage in their proper frames.

Cheer up. The pitchers and catchers have returned to Fort Lauderdale.

Pub Date: 2/19/99