Senators wouldn't know a fact-finding from a wish list if it hit them in the face.
Appropriate punishment is two weeks in stocks followed by six months wearing a scarlet letter, after his term expires.
Despite denials, credit card receipts prove Vernon Jordan had fruit, yogurt, cereal and an English muffin for breakfast on Dec. 31, 1997. Ah-ha!
Bawlamer needs more judges or fewer crooks.
Pub Date: 2/05/99