If we would just loosen the residency requirement a little, Tony Williams could be mayor of both Deecee and Bawlamer at the same time.
Using the surplus to pay off the debt is so obvious Congress will never do it.
Investing Social Security funds in the stock market is a neat idea as long as the market goes up.
First ballroom dancing. Now bribery is an Olympic sport.
Pub Date: 1/22/99