Anyone piously castigating Bill as the devil incarnate is not ipso facto a recidivist adulterer, though it may seem that way.

Ordinary Americans don't want Monica Lewinsky in their living rooms. They would rather see Jerry Springer.

Governor Glen could always budget to save up the surplus for a rainy year. Nah!

Cheer up. Michael is history. You don't have to buy any more Nikes.

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