First we elected a pro rassler to be governor of Minnesota. Then we subjected ourselves to mud wrestling in the House Judiciary Committee.

The nerve of that Slick Willie, now leading the attack on the global economic catastrophe as if he were the leader of the free world, just to distract from what really matters, which of course is Monicagate.

Who are the real leaders of House Republicans: Fresh new Livingston and Watts, or tired old Armey and DeLay?

Psst, buddy, wanna buy a Declaration of Independence signer's house? Wanna buy a shot tower?

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Alice McDermott for prose laureate!

Pub Date: 11/20/98