Folks distressed that the U.S. failed to bomb Iraq should lighten up. Saddam can be counted on to provide more opportunities.

The way Ken Starr keeps re-indicting Web Hubbell, he probably has something against fat guys.

Two centuries ago, England hanged pickpockets. This did not deter pickpockets. Zippered pockets did.

Monica was better in silence.

Pub Date: 11/18/98