Starr just knocked health care, the economy, the stock market, Russia and the budget out of the election. Way to go!

In parlous times, America's new spiritual leader is Cardinal McGwire of St. Louis.

Greenspan says more raising an eyebrow than anyone since the Lubavitcher rebbe.

Rupert Murdoch will merge Manchester United with the LA Dodgers. At last we will see home runs kicked and headed.

Pub Date: 9/11/98