Some strange fads have gripped education over the years, but shutting school in May and going back in August is the weirdest yet.

Lord help the U.S. when hostile little powers acquire cruise missiles as good as ours.

Imagine dwelling on Ms. Lewinsky with the left side of your brain and Mr. bin Laden with the right, or vice versa.

Cheer up. Chernomyrdin is back.

Pub Date: 8/26/98