Optimists compare the stock market to a yo-yo. Pessimists see a bungee.

Somebody forgot to tell Hizzoner that slots must not be a winning issue, or the good ship Rehrmann would still be afloat.

Some congressmen are trying to figure out if they have substantial and credible evidence to impeach Starr.

Every time you think things couldn't get worse, medical science highlights another STD.

Pub Date: 8/14/98