Don't look now but the Asian slowdown is coming in on the back of the heat wave.

They didn't subpoena the Secret Service in Watergate and Iran-contra because those investigations were not as vital to the safety of the republic as what Bill did with Monica.

Bubba Gump Shrimp is for Bawlimerns. Real tourists eat crab.

Cheer up. General Abubakar promises elections next year.

Pub Date: 7/22/98