The president is heading to Tiananmen Square,...

THE BALTIMORE SUN

The president is heading to Tiananmen Square, where the People's Liberation Army will protect him from predatory young women.

If only English and Germans could behave with the civility of Iranians and Americans at a soccer match.

When GM and UAW go the distance, Toyota wins.

Nothing in this column is fabricated. It consists entirely of found objects.

Pub Date: 6/24/98

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