Unemployment is the lowest since the Nixon good times of 1970.

Judge Norma Johnson looked in the Constitution and found no executive privilege for matters of the, er, uh, heart.

The House and Senate unanimously want you to think that the IRS, not them, makes you pay the taxes. Hah!

Although both have made killings lately, Kirk Kerkorian is not Jack Kevorkian.

Pub Date: 5/11/98