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Are you lonesome tonight? All shook up? Can't help falling in love? Surrender. To your Elvis Telephone. The King doesn't just live, he swivels his immortal hips and plays "Jail House Rock" whenever you get a call on this Bossa Nova Baby. A lean, mean Elvis figure, circa 1950s and complete with tilted microphone and mini-guitar, stands atop this musical telephone. Offered through The Music Stand catalog, the push-button phone is loaded with practical features, including last-number redial and tone/pulse switching. Don't pass up this opportunity. It's as close as you will ever come to getting God on the phone. And if not satisfied, no problem. Just return to sender.

Elvis Telephone, $89 plus $9.95 for shipping. Item No. 13264, The Music Stand, 1 Music Stand Plaza, 66 Benning St., West Lebanon, N.H. 03784. Or call (800) 717-7010.

Pub date: 12/10/96

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