Elections would be such a bore if it weren't for the negative ads.
A medical prof diagnoses E. A. Poe's terminal illness as rabies, which is a blow to supporters of DTs, overdose, madness, AIDS and other currently more fashionable complaints.
There is nothing stealthy about stealth bombers' bombs. You know when they hit.
At least it is starting to feel like football weather, almost.
Pub Date: 9/16/96