Off to the races with the armies
Ernest F. Imhoff wrote a most interesting article Sept. 4, headlined, "History resurfaces in Barney's barges."
I was especially intrigued by his description of the engagement at Bladensburg in which the British tagged their rout of the American forces as the "Bladensburg Races.'
Sixteen years previously, almost to the day, on Aug. 27, 1798, known in Ireland as the Year of the French, Irish rebels aided by French forces under General Humbert struck such terror into the British army at Castlebar that they didn't stop running except to burn the bridge behind them when they reached their headquarters in Tuam.
Their disorderly retreat, killing and looting, was scornfully called the "Races of Castlebar." General Lord Cornwallis, of Yorktown fame, in overall command of the British forces in Ireland and who subsequently put down the rebellion, said of General Lake's troops at Castlebar that he had never before seen a more disgraceful performance.
Thus the Brits, famous for their battlefield bon mots, recycled this term after Bladensburg.
Another example of the quixotic nature of the British occurred after the brutal conclusion of the '98 Rebellion. While accepting the gentlemanly surrender of the French regulars, the Irish rebels were hunted down and hanged as traitors.
One of the few who lived to be tried was a soldier who had deserted the British and joined the rebels. At his court martial, facing certain hanging, he solemnly explained to the judge that he had not run away from the army, the army had run away from him. The judge was so amused, the deserter's life was spared.
Two midshipmen did what was right
With all the news concerning the alleged murder conspiracy by a Navy midshipman and Air Force cadet, I think we should focus on the real story.
It lies in the action of the two female midshipmen who had the unenviable but necessary job of reporting Diane Zamora's confession.
These two young Americans should be applauded. I would hope this type of action would take place at all of our colleges and universities.
It is obvious that Naval Academy Superintendent Adm. Charles Larson and his staff have done a great job in boosting the moral, ethical and honor focus of the Brigade of Midshipmen. They should be commended.
As a Navy midshipman in the early 1980s I had the honor to serve under both Admiral Larson and Adm. Leon Edney, our commandant at the time. It was Admiral Edney who said something I'll never forget.
He said, "A midshipman does what's right, not because of any perceived outcome of the action, but simply because it's the right thing to do." Those are words to live by.
If our society could grasp and follow such a creed in all of our actions, the country would be a much better place. Even the midshipman who resigned due to his inaction in this matter ultimately had a true sense of the right thing. His resignation was the honorable thing to do.
Too often we have focused on what's wrong with our society, our nation, our institutions. Doing so has become counter-productive.
I submit that we should concentrate instead on what's right with these areas, simply because it's the right thing to do.
Ravens wonk, never caw
Ravens are not, I repeat, not, crows.
If John James Audubon is watching Ravens' games on that big TV in the sky, he is surely weak and weary from the crow "caws" emitted from the stands.
I could have stood by and allowed this ornithological travesty to continue. But I live here in Birdtown. And I would rather my neighbors be labeled bird-wise than bird-brained.
The season is early. Let's nip this thing in the bud.
Many years ago, early in my bird-watching life, as I stood atop Reddish Knob on the Virginia-West Virginia border, I heard what I thought was the honking of geese in the distance.
Searching the skies for the gaggle, and continuing to hear the honks, I saw only a few large, black, crow-like birds frolicking in the wind.
It was not long before I determined the source of the noise to be not from geese but from those black birds (which were not crows).
Upon returning home, I flew to my fledgling library, where I soon discovered the noise I had heard was not the "honk honk" of geese, but rather, according to my Audubon Field Guide, the telltale "wooden wonk wonk" of the common raven.
Over the years I have all but perfected the raven call, and I would like to share my technique with Baltimore Ravens' fans at this time, no purchase necessary:
1. Using thumb and index finger, squeeze nostril flaps shut.
2. Say the following (in the deepest voice possible): "Wonk, wonk."
One more time: "Wonk, wonk."
I look forward to hearing crows at Ravens' games nevermore.
Public libraries spread wisdom
About syndicated columnist, Leonard Pitts Jr.'s Aug. 30 piece, " . . . a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries," I'd like to say that I'm reminded of the anti-intellectual fool who said: "Who needs books and history now that we have public schools?"
A library is not merely a place where you get free books; the library is a place where the greatest minds and lives of all time are boiled down to a few hours of time that you can tuck under your arm and take anywhere, including into your heart and soul.
I like to talk with Aldous Huxley and George Orwell, among others. A trip to the library and it's done.
Saddam wins on his own terms
President Clinton claims military success against Iraq. He forgets that Saddam Hussein accomplished his mission by defeating the Kurds.
U.S. missiles landed about 200 miles from where Saddam Hussein attacked. They did not destroy his hide-outs, weapons stores or his crimes.
Saddam Hussein is constantly arming his nation with more biological and chemical weapons. He is putting together a new nuclear-weapons program. As long as he rules Iraq, the free world will be in peril, because his ambition is to control the oil supply in the Middle East.
The OPEC countries are in a volatile region. Let us hope and pray that the United States will be able to develop an alternative form of energy such as natural gas.
Stricter protection needed for streams
I want to thank Tom Horton for his Aug. 2 expose, "Law is no substitute for a shore woods," on an individual in Worcester County who has little regard for the intent of our environmental laws.
The story was about Kenny Baker, a developer who built himself a home on Trappe Creek and destroyed the natural vegetation that protects the quality of the water and provides wildlife habitat. Such individuals as Mr. Baker obviously think their own ideas are more important than the laws we as Marylanders have established to protect the environment.
What was allowed to happen in Worcester County seems to indicate a need for stronger statewide laws to protect our rivers and streams.
Pub Date: 9/13/96