Buchanan demands a Great Wall of China on the Rio Grande. GOP mandarins want him on the other side of it.
The Oklahoma City bombing case was moved to Denver in search of a fair jury. No one in Denver has heard of Oklahoma City.
What kind of country would this be if they let you buy only one measly handgun a month?
Point guard Duane Simpkins owes the University of Maryland $8,000 in parking tickets. That's a lot of hours at the library.