How long till we pay off the debt?
Pick a number and put down your bet:
or (Clinton) add 3, But don't spend your winnings just yet.
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What they heard Alan Simpson assert
Put the AARP on alert;
His tax-free complaint:
Non-profit it ain't -- Always After Retiree Paydirt
To the north is a neighborly nation
Not afraid to defy NRAtion;
There, public demand
Makes all guns in the land
Require, as they should, registration.