No one is quite willing to curb

The belligerent Bosnian Serb;

Neither U.N. nor NATO

Can save Sarajevo

While our sign says "Do not disturb."

* * *

With his Teutonic guttural glower,

He was Nixon's guru of the hour;

When Liz II today

Dubs Henry the K

Knighthood's not exactly in flower.

* * *

In NH they both took a page

From early campaigns, how to wage

A rarely seen sight!

Politicians polite!

Behold Bill and Newt, live on stage!

* * *

Of course, Congress craves a law that

Converts income tax rates to flat;

Returns simplified

Would simply provide

Catnip for the already fat.

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