The candidate suddenly found

A shortcut to moral high ground;

It seems Hollywood

Is up to no good --

He says so in full Dole-by sound.

* * *

The speaker, if asked to his face,

Are you planning to enter the race?

Might answer, "Who knows?"

But to Newt Hampshire goes

A nice place to visit, in case.

* * *

Again from the Hill the old story:

An amendment to flameproof old Glory

Lest an arsonist char

A stripe or a star;

0$ No flag-waver waves like a Tory.

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