The State of the Union oration
Got many a standing ovation;
On your feet, on your seat,
On your seat, on your feet,
It was up and down for the duration.
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Bill's speechathon wasn't just striving
To give Dems a lot of high-fiving
He bore also in mind
Who was sitting behind
And raring to do back-seat driving.
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If the president's pitches can end
The strike baseball fans reprehend,
His save is a stat
For once proving that
A pol is a diamond's best friend.