For the top 10 percent it's a steal
But how will the rest of us feel
When the budget is bashed
And the government trashed
As Congress enacts the Newt Deal?
* * *
Sure, up is how voters were fed
But fed-upness went to their head;
They replaced expertise
With untried trainees
To see what might happen instead.
* * *
The moment the vote rout was known,
His no-cattle all-hat was thrown
Into ring '96
At least Phil should fix
The sound of that old Grammophone.
* * *
Rush Limbaugh, no change of vocation,
Might head U.S. Misinformation;
He'd then tell the world
How invective he hurled
Saved the soul of a misguided nation.