Incumbency's labeled a sin
So the most inexperienced can win;
The rawest and rightest
Need not be the brightest
To bring trickle-downing back in.
* * *
White house correspondents are greedy,
Some speedy, some tweedy, some seedy;
They all get their notes
From the gal with the quotes
Yes indeedy, says Prez, it's still
Dee Dee.