Foreign policy critics recall How Clinton kept dropping the ball;
But Saddam's provocation
And tyranny Haitian
Weren't foreign to him after all.
* * *
Before Candidates come to bat
Wherever the old poll game's at,
Some pundits can't wait
For their toss to the plate
To throw out the first Democrat.
* * *
With his unconfessed '96 yen,
Jim Baker's campaigning again
But he's off course today
When down in VA
His compass keep pointing to N.
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Seems Washington's rarest ability
Is not losing one's credibility;
When of that you're bereft,
The move you have left
Is a trip to skip town with agility.