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Ten thousand Cubans at sea panicked our...

Ten thousand Cubans at sea panicked our government. A million Rwandans went into Zaire and its government didn't notice.

Let's just overthrow Haiti. Cuba is harder. Leave it to the Cubans.

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We could assign an agency to terminate the devilish ruler of North Korea, if only we knew who it is.

Congress passed a crime bill. But only at gunpoint.

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Without baseball there's nothing to do but catch a movie, cruise the malls, check out Fells Point, go down the Ocean, have a barbecue, entertain family and friends. What a bore.


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