Ten thousand Cubans at sea panicked our government. A million Rwandans went into Zaire and its government didn't notice.

Let's just overthrow Haiti. Cuba is harder. Leave it to the Cubans.

We could assign an agency to terminate the devilish ruler of North Korea, if only we knew who it is.

Congress passed a crime bill. But only at gunpoint.

Without baseball there's nothing to do but catch a movie, cruise the malls, check out Fells Point, go down the Ocean, have a barbecue, entertain family and friends. What a bore.