Loose lips not only sink ships, but they may help torpedo St. Louis' star-crossed bid to entice an NFL team.
St. Louis already had the reputation of being the Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight from the days of the expansion derby. Back then, ownership squabbles cost it a team even though commissioner Paul Tagliabue wanted one there.
But the city's business leaders even topped that inept performance by bungling the negotiations with John Shaw, executive vice president of the Los Angeles Rams.
Not only couldn't the city arrange a deal with beer distributor Jerry Clinton for his 30 percent of the lease on the new domed stadium, but someone from the city leaked the key points of Shaw's 15-page proposal.
For Shaw, who likes to keep a low profile, this was unforgiveable.
He immediately had the public relations firm he has hired to handle the matter issue a statement that he was breaking off talks with St. Louis until it settled the lease problem.
St. Louis responded by hiring former U.S. senator Tom Eagleton, who was George McGovern's running mate for a few days in 1972, to spearhead the effort. The first thing Eagleton did was call a news conference and announce, "I'm Eagleton, the lease man."
St. Louis has to learn that calling news conferences isn't the way to deal with Shaw.
Anyway, the misfiring by St. Louis gives Baltimore renewed hope. If St. Louis can't get its act together, it gives Shaw more ammunition to argue he should be allowed to move to Baltimore despite the opposition of Tagliabue and Washington Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke.
Before that happens, though, he's got to make a deal with Orioles owner Peter Angelos.
Thanks to the leak by the St. Louis group, we now know it's not going to be easy even for Angelos to make a deal with Shaw. He wants a relocation fee of about $10 million (assuming the NFL charges a fee) and he wants the city to pay off the $30 million in stadium bonds in Anaheim. That would be on top of the hefty fee for minority ownership in the club.
Angelos showed he's willing to overpay to get a franchise when he bid $173 million for the Orioles, but even he has to have a limit. Prudently, he's not commenting on the talks.
Meanwhile, Shaw can't overplay his hand. If St. Louis continues to fumble the ball and he can't make a deal with Angelos, he could wind up staying in Anaheim.
Agent Leigh Steinberg is putting together a proposal that would provide for a major refurbishing of Anaheim Stadium, including more luxury boxes and premium seats. The proposal also includes a new practice facility and an offer to buy minority ownership.
"The hardest part of this process is that people seem to believe that this is a fait accompli, that the Rams have already decided to move," Steinberg said. "That's simply not the case."
Steinberg appears to be right that a decision hasn't been made, but staying in Anaheim wouldn't solve the apathy problem. There's no passion for football there, and building luxury boxes doesn't mean they could be sold.
All this leaves Shaw with the task of trying to extract every last dime from Angelos without driving him away.
This negotiation process is likely to be more interesting than most of the Rams' games. It also may last just as long. Don't expect Shaw and owner Georgia Frontiere to make a decision before the end of the season.
An Olympic low point
Wellington Mara, owner of the New York Giants, was thoughtful enough to invite longtime Giants and Jets announcer Marty Glickman, who retired before last season, to make the trip with the team to Berlin last week.
For Glickman, it was one more chance to see Olympic Stadium in Berlin without the Nazi flags there.
He was on the 1936 U.S. Olympic team when he and the only other Jewish runner on the team, Sam Stoller, were yanked from the 400-meter relay team when American officials bowed to Nazi pressure.
Jesse Owens and Ralph Metcalf replaced them. Owens, who had already won three gold medals, protested, but was told by U.S. officials, "You'll do as you're told."
At the time, Glickman was 18 and thought he could win a gold medal in 1940. But World War II interrupted the Olympics and they weren't held again until 1948.
Glickman didn't return to Berlin until 1985, and his anger was still palpable.
"I walked down there on the backstretch and nearly passed out," Glickman said. "It's still there. But I think I handle it better now."
Coming back was bittersweet for Glickman.
"I didn't experience that run," he said. "I didn't experience that stick pass. I didn't stand on the winning podium. I didn't do all those things. But I'm here and they're not."
Glickman said when he marched in the stadium at the start of the Olympics, "we looked up at Hitler's box and I can remember saying, 'He looks like Charlie Chaplin.' That's how we felt about him."
Buddy's team
Buddy Ryan's optimism is contagious. He not only has the Arizona Cardinals fans -- they've bought 48,000 season tickets -- talking playoffs, but also has team owner Bill Bidwill caught up in it.
"It would be a disappointing year for everyone involved if we don't make the playoffs," Bidwill said, even though his team hasn't done it in a non-strike year since 1975.
"I am excited. I am cautiously optimistic," Bidwill said. "I think we're going to have a heck of a year. We only need to win three more games than last year [when they were 7-9], and I think that [10 wins] will get us in the playoffs."
Negotiating wars
Rookie contracts are getting so complicated with the voidability and buyback provisions to get around the rookie salary pool that you need a CPA to evaluate them.
But one interesting facet of the Heath Shuler-Trent Dilfer quarterback contracts is that Dilfer may earn more from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers than Shuler will the first three years from the Washington Redskins even though Shuler has a higher gross value.
Shuler got a $5 million signing bonus and a $19.25 eight-year figure while Dilfer got a $4.5 million signing bonus and a $16.5 eight-year number. Over the first three years before he can void the deal, Shuler will make $8.56 million. Dilfer will get $7.5 million over the first three years. But Dilfer can earn $1.5 million in incentives over the first three years if he starts in any one of those years for a total of $9 million for the first three years. His doesn't void until after the fourth year. He also can earn $100,000 a year for taking the team to the playoffs.
By contrast, Shuler's deal doesn't have any extra incentives.
Elvis is here
The San Francisco 49ers are trying to change the perception that Elvis Grbac is their backup quarterback only because he makes $140,000 and saves them money under the salary cap.
"There are very few young quarterbacks in the league who have the potential to one day take a team to the championship level and Elvis Grbac is one of them," said offensive coordinator Mike Shanahan. "He has excellent arm strength. He can make all the throws that are necessary in the NFL. And he can do it with the best of them."
Still, Grbac was an eighth-round draft pick out of Michigan a year ago.