Don't worry about Shoemaker-Levy 9. It would only hit a Jupiter-sized target, wouldn't it?

Should the U.S. invade (A) Bosnia, (B) Rwanda, (C) North Korea or (D) Haiti? Choose one.

Hurray! Marylanders dropped a cool billion, almost, on the State Lottery in Fiscal '94.

Celebrate the great victory. Have a Brazilian take you to lunch.