The vivid impression of Jimmy C.'s visit to North Korea was the vigor of Kim Il Sung, 82. Which must be why J. was invited. That's the message Kim wanted out.

Have some sympathy for the media. We have to babble endlessly about O.J. without any facts.

It will have taken the Largo Bullets 21 years to get from Baltimore to Washington. Some fast break.

The French are going to invade Rwanda. Which is OK with the U.S., as long as they keep mitts off Haiti.