Bill is doing everything possible to be a one-term president but the GOP is doing its darndest to ensure him two terms.

Despite what you hear, the message of remembrance is NOT that D-Day was so much fun we must do it again.

One more peep out of those North Koreans and we are invading Haiti.

Soup Amprey's tactic is to make all the teachers insecure and alienated, then demand higher morale.

The gummint admits that Bawlmer is the Third World.