President Mandela thinks that every living South African belongs there. Such talk wouldn't go in Serbia or Rwanda or parts of this country.

Not that John Wayne Gacy should not have been executed. But of every 100 who are, usually none is a John Wayne Gacy and at least one is a mistake.

The Southern Yemen army and the Northern Yemen army have declared war on the people of Yemen.

Be patriotic. Bet the store on the Preakness, whatever is left over after all those Lotto tickets.