Chestertown -- Here in academia sits the softly corduroyed J. P. Donleavy, his white beard trimmed tightly and his nails clean as beach pebbles. Out of his breast pocket hangs a gold-colored silk handkerchief. His shoes are brown leather and comfortable as glowing peat.
A little while ago, across the ocean at the Donleavy estate 50 miles outside Dublin, a visitor hoping to catch a glimpse of the reclusive writer ignored the man splattered with Irish mud filling holes in a rain-pounded lane.
Where's the tweedy man? Where's the knickered novelist whose dirty book made him filthy rich?
"He never realized who it was," says Mr. Donleavy. "To him, I was just another Irish worker. I don't know what people think I'm supposed to look like."
Or sound like. The voice not of New York, where he was born in 1926 and grew up until he joined the Navy. Not of London, where he still mucks about on occasion. Not really of Dublin, where he attended Trinity College and made fast tracks from pub to pub, bashing jaws and --ing notes of the city's post-World War II Bacchanalia.
The voice resonating erudition and, astonishingly, tolerance. This from a man whose first novel, "The Ginger Man," was rejected by more than 30 publishers in the United States and in Britain. Whose French publisher listed the book under its pornography imprint. Whose legal battle to regain the rights to the novel lasted 25 years. Whose task now is to tour the East Coast to promote his newest work -- "The History of The Ginger Man" -- and to field questions from students who until recently didn't know Mr. Donleavy existed.
So, here sits James Patrick -- his friends call him "Mike" -- Donleavy. From an overstuffed chair in the Washington College Literary House, he reaches out for a second or third oatmeal cookie. They go well with the hot tea. Damp and cold it is outside. Could have stayed home for this weather.
Students in Professor Bob Day's creative writing class look at the man in the chair and fidget. Someone asks him why anyone would want to be a writer.
It's a question Mr. Donleavy tried to answer in "The Ginger Man," a boisterous literary breakthrough that shocked readers in the 1950s. More than 40 years, 10 more novels, five books of nonfiction, five plays and a collection of short stories later, Mr. Donleavy tries to answer it again.
Fame and fortune, what else? "If you can stop worrying too
much, it's not that bad," he says. He drops more advice like so many cookie crumbs. "All writers live on the edge of the abyss all the time." The students, the writer relax. "The principle of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame."
His folks didn't drop dead with shame, he admits, although the book was denounced by churches and official censors on both (( sides of the Atlantic. Its literary qualities withstood the squeamish '50s. Never been out of print since and has sold more than 2 million copies, which does not do Mr. Donleavy too badly in the fame and fortune department.
Which has him puzzled about what he should tell these college students. Americans, he says, don't seem to be willing to take on menial labor. He's a writer. He's an artist. Has a couple of exhibitions each year in Dublin and in London. His sketches are even in his new book. But he tends to his cows and sod as well.
"I didn't know whether to represent this to anyone here, that I'm a farmer." Nobody recoils. Students holding paperback editions of "The Ginger Man" ask for his autograph.
Who knows if the students like Mr. Donleavy? If they don't, the campus poster announcing his appearance will be framed and hung upside down in the Literary House.
Renunciation is the bogeyman Mr. Donleavy misses when it's not around.
"I find that with the rejection I had for many years with 'The Ginger Man,' I can't trust acceptance," he says later in the quietude of the college guest house for visitors. He doesn't mind if a manuscript is pitched -- "bloodied" is how he put it -- from one publishing house to another.
"I have one now which I suppose could be the biggest disaster book of all time," he says, a kind of pleasure brightening his eyes.
"The subject matter is appalling," he says. "It's called 'The
Unexpurgated Code of Growing Old.' Don't let anybody stand behind you with your push chair on a hill at the bottom of which is a lake. Also, if you're in a rooming house, make sure you get lots of mail coming in to make people think you have a lot of legal defense in the outside world.
He's on a roll. "Get phony weight-lifting things that only weigh two pounds but look like 100-pound weights. These are survival tactics, because at a certain age, clearly all you are is some asset that you've accumulated. The sooner you're out of the way, that asset is there to be gotten hold of."
Rejection, his friendly nemesis, is by his side. "But alas," he says, "publishers see anything with a title like that and they simply don't want to know about it. No one wants to touch these things."
Which brings up Mr. Donleavy's proclivity for fighting. Fighting to get his books published. Fighting to get his books appreciated. Fighting, at one time, because if he didn't, his trousers would be soaking up spilled suds in Dublin pubs.
His knuckles smooth and unblemished now. Can't have thrown any punches lately. "I haven't actually. But sometimes I see these bones in my thumbs that have gotten smashed in fisticuffs. I often wondered in looking back, God, did I really have all those fights, or is this a strange thing that I've conjured up?"
Back in the years just after World War II, Mr. Donleavy carried on with the likes of Irish playwright and wit Brendan Behan and the others whose antics are not so veiled in "The Ginger Man."
Most of Europe was still shell-shocked, and Ireland became the focus of students from the continent. And from America.
"Dublin especially became the center of the universe, where people were aware that if you went to Europe, this was the unspoiled place," says Mr. Donleavy. "Butter and bacon and eggs were still available. Drink flowed. It did have this tremendous quality of celebrating life. There was a big party every night. The pubs were jammed."
Common as rain showers were brawls.
"I did have a lot of fights because you couldn't go into a pub having a beard and looking as I did and being an American, which was provocative in itself," he says.
He goes on. "In Ireland, no one could really fight. I was a New Yorker and a practiced boxer." In New York, he says, street toughs wielded guns and knives, and fast fighting for self-preservation was crucial. "If you can't hit them like lightning, you don't do anything. But I was able to hit somebody like lightning. I remember thinking that if you throw a punch and it can actually be seen going through the air, it's useless."
No more of that kind of fighting for Mr. Donleavy. Sticks to the books, although he still trains daily with weights and shadow-boxes around his stone mansion. Probably scares the bejesus out of his cows.
"I suppose one's speed slows down," he suggests. "You can see my punches now."