Now Bosnian Serbs may try to bomb the U.N. in New York. Everyone else has.

When the Secret Police finally come to confiscate the gun you have owned by right under the Second Amendment, they will have bought your name and address as a gun-owner from the National Rifle Association.

Spies used to be ill-paid, but the feds say the Ames' pay went up like ball players'. It's whom you play ball with that counts in this game.

Cheer up. Lorena Bobbitt is cured.