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If in family stuff Bush believes,

That's not what the nation perceives;

From jobs you can't take

! A family break --

In other words, no autumn leaves.

Alas, it's a fact, not a fable

That Bush is consistently able

With vetoes he signs

% To boost bottom lines

Of big-bizness bizness like cable.

Population increase without end

Is Earth's most calamitous trend;

To bring crowding down,

% Emulate Murphy Brown:

Don't really give birth -- just pretend.

He's called the Boy Scout billionaire;

His gains were ill-gotten from where?

From favors and fixin'

( By buddies like Nixon --

Perot groupies less couldn't care.

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