It's tempting to question the fitness

Of Reagan's next role as a witness;

He signed on enough

$ Of Iran-contra stuff

But promptly forgot the whole bitness.

Heston came from DeMille's movie lots

To make matching video spots:

One seeks limitation

$ Of world population,

One assures it with NRA shots.

If our weaponry wasn't as smart

As censors first sought to impart,

By eluding each bomb

& Laser-aimed at Saddam,

His survival was state of the art.

This year, as we vote without verve,

We wonder who threw us a curve;

But while we berate

( This and that candidate,

They may be the ones we deserve.

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