It's tempting to question the fitness
Of Reagan's next role as a witness;
He signed on enough
$ Of Iran-contra stuff
But promptly forgot the whole bitness.
Heston came from DeMille's movie lots
To make matching video spots:
One seeks limitation
$ Of world population,
One assures it with NRA shots.
If our weaponry wasn't as smart
As censors first sought to impart,
By eluding each bomb
& Laser-aimed at Saddam,
His survival was state of the art.
This year, as we vote without verve,
We wonder who threw us a curve;
But while we berate
( This and that candidate,
They may be the ones we deserve.