Now Yeltsin has decided to have reform without reformers.

Be patriotic. Buy a luxury box.

If the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra and Morgan State Choir cannot make the "Star-Spangled Banner" sound like a national anthem, nobody can.

The Bush administration has decided that savings and loan scandals should not be hung up on state borders.

Listen up, you six million tax-non-filers: If you don't pay up, the IRS will . . . will . . . will . . .

Cheer up. France has a male prime minister.