If Bush's fifth name's Education,
How come he buys humiliation?
Grads can't add or spell
But yearly excel
At making a dunce of the nation.
One thing present politics teaches
As far as the campaign trail reaches:
Hear what the man says
But if he's the prez,
Beware of nonpartisan speeches.
On "Crossfire" where Buchanan sat,
Sununu now goes to the mat;
Suspicion is strong
He'll be rightly as wrong
As knee-jerk illiberal Pat.
How full can you fill February?
Cute groundhog, the NH primary,
World-class skiers, skaters
Television sweeps raters,
Ballplayers much too millionairy.