Democratic candidates are busy developing the negatives the Bush campaign will throw at their nominee. One of them thought up Willie Horton in '88.

Buchanan is the candidate from hell. He caters to voters' every deadly sin except lust.

Stop the world. The U.S., U.K. and Israel are having elections this year. Nobody do anything till they're over.

Iran paid the captors to keep the hostages. Iran paid them to free the hostages. Does that tell you anything?

Who says there's a recession? The flea market business is bomming.