Justice Souter at last leaves no doubt
What his secretive bent is about:
It means even quotin'
% The A-word's verboten
When women don't know the way out.
The stadium-namers must hark
To the recent claim, however stark,
That Baltimore's Billie
) Was a Lady from Philly --
Forget about Holiday Park.
The NRA gun-doters hate
The Brady bill's 7-day wait;
But their real bugaboo
$ Is what we should do
But no doubt never will: confiscate!
Frequent flyer Cavazos was cool
About breaking the bonus miles rule;
When a Sec, Education
) Short changes the nation,
At least he should stay after school.