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Justice Souter at last leaves no doubt

What his secretive bent is about:

It means even quotin'

% The A-word's verboten

When women don't know the way out.

The stadium-namers must hark

To the recent claim, however stark,

That Baltimore's Billie

) Was a Lady from Philly --

Forget about Holiday Park.

The NRA gun-doters hate

The Brady bill's 7-day wait;

But their real bugaboo

$ Is what we should do

But no doubt never will: confiscate!

Frequent flyer Cavazos was cool

About breaking the bonus miles rule;

When a Sec, Education

) Short changes the nation,

At least he should stay after school.

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