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I invade your house, steal its contents...

THE BALTIMORE EVENING SUN

I invade your house, steal its contents and rig it with explosives. As the cops close in, I plea bargain to leave if all charges against me are dropped. Fair?

The Israelis still have to make their reprisal so it will be noticed, which means after we and the Saudis stop.

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