With all we can buy of high tech
We're reducing Iraq to a wreck;
But returning to Earth
Could minimize mirth
By proving that war is still heck.
Suppress is replacing the press;
Desert Storm is a smashing success;
The briefers keep dinning:
We're winning! We're winning!
If you want more details, take a guess.
This time we're abnormally late
In discerning a Dem candidate;
It's depressing to note
That our '92 vote
Depends on Saddam and his fate.
A.M. Frank, most appropriately
Is the name of the Postmaster G.;
So why will stamps hence
Cost us twenty-nine cents
When Franked mail's supposed
to be free?