"We have Cub Scouts on bikes, twirlers with fiery batons, stilts walkers and wild comic units. We have a very suitable contingent from Aberdeen Proving Ground, including two generals. We are backed by the town, the county, the local police and volunteer fire departments, all of whom are in the parade," he said. "Where else can you see such a performance? Such a combination of disparate identities and ideas, all working together? I am a theatrical director by trade, and I call this the 'world's largest amateur theatrical production,' with 2,000 performers, 30,000 spectators and no rehearsal, you can see what I mean!"