When I left home yesterday to keep an appointment I was driving in the mist to get there only to come out an hour-and-a-half later in a pouring rain. Have you ever tried to manage a purse, a large and unwieldy package, a cane and an umbrella? It ain't easy. That line was Mortimer Snerd's answer to the question, "Mortimer, how can you be so stupid?" so I feel very at home with it. Maybe you are not old enough to remember Mortimer Snerd. Too bad for you, young folks, ask your dad and mom or go online. He's got to be there. Everything else is.