Coley, 27, real estate consultant
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First impression: My first impression is, why is your name Coley?

Then I read on and find his answer to the question, “Do you consider yourself a romantic” is, “Yes, because fire will never stay lit forever, so you’ll need sparks at opportune times.” What does that even mean? I’m over you, Coley. Go home.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Shia LaBeouf. There’s one every season.  

First impression: My first impression is, why is your name Coley?

Then I read on and find his answer to the question, “Do you consider yourself a romantic” is, “Yes, because fire will never stay lit forever, so you’ll need sparks at opportune times.” What does that even mean? I’m over you, Coley. Go home.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Shia LaBeouf. There’s one every season.  

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Derek, 29, commercial banker
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First impression: When asked the uniquely original question, “If you were stranded on a desert island what three things would you bring and why. And what, under any circumstance, could you not tolerate on that island?” he says, “As long as the island wasn’t covered in cucumbers, I’d be okay” and I NEED to know why that was his response immediately.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Lou Ferrigno.

First impression: When asked the uniquely original question, “If you were stranded on a desert island what three things would you bring and why. And what, under any circumstance, could you not tolerate on that island?” he says, “As long as the island wasn’t covered in cucumbers, I’d be okay” and I NEED to know why that was his response immediately.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Lou Ferrigno.

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Daniel 31, male model
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First impression: He is the first one gone, for sure. He’s a male model and he refers to himself as a “Lambo,” which I assume he means Lamborghini, more than once in his bio. In the words of Ali, the bartender who probably likes other men, “ew.”

 

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Nothing will change for him. He’ll still be mistaken for a male model.

First impression: He is the first one gone, for sure. He’s a male model and he refers to himself as a “Lambo,” which I assume he means Lamborghini, more than once in his bio. In the words of Ali, the bartender who probably likes other men, “ew.”

 

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Nothing will change for him. He’ll still be mistaken for a male model.

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Evan, 33, erectile dysfuncion expert
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First impression: What is an erectile dysfunction expert and how does one earn that accreditation?

When asked, “Would you describe yourself as ‘the party-starter, ‘the wingman’ or ‘the laid back one,’” he responds with, “I start out laid back, but then get the party started,” which means when he’s drunk, he’s obnoxious.

I’m guessing we’ll see that night one. He also claims to be “in touch with his sexual energy” which is probably a quality one needs to become an expert in erectile dysfunction. His parents must be proud.

Also, JoJo is 10 years younger than him. Just a note.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: An assistant producer to a new, up-and-coming show.

 

First impression: What is an erectile dysfunction expert and how does one earn that accreditation?

When asked, “Would you describe yourself as ‘the party-starter, ‘the wingman’ or ‘the laid back one,’” he responds with, “I start out laid back, but then get the party started,” which means when he’s drunk, he’s obnoxious.

I’m guessing we’ll see that night one. He also claims to be “in touch with his sexual energy” which is probably a quality one needs to become an expert in erectile dysfunction. His parents must be proud.

Also, JoJo is 10 years younger than him. Just a note.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: An assistant producer to a new, up-and-coming show.

 

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Grant, 27, firefighter
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First impression: I feel like Grant isn’t really a firefighter, but a stripper who is most successful when dressed up as a firefighter.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Shemar Moore.

First impression: I feel like Grant isn’t really a firefighter, but a stripper who is most successful when dressed up as a firefighter.

Who he’ll be mistaken for in Hollywood after this season: Shemar Moore.

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