Is it possible to make an honest buck on Wall Street?
If you're decked out in an Under Armour shirt with an acoustic guitar in tow, apparently so.
To highlight through-the-roof election spending, Independent Journal sent Martin O'Malley to Wall Street to see how the "everyman" presidential candidate would fare. Even selfies with passersby didn't cause him to miss a beat of "This Land is Your Land."
All in all, O'Malley's talents made him $1.74, plus a pack of gummy bears from someone who didn't have any money on him. That man did, however, give O'Malley a ringing endorsement: "Rock on, baby."