Senator Clay Davis has finally made it to the White House. "The Wire" creator David Simon presented a bobblehead of the show's sleaziest politician to President Barack Obama during a recent meeting. The bobblehead plays three recordings of Davis uttering his catchphrase, an elongated, multitonal synonym for manure. Actor Isiah Whitlock is selling the bobbleheads for a limited time through a Kickstarter campaign.
In celebration of the launch of the bobblehead, we present to you Clay Davis' Rules for Living, courtesy of Whitlock.