If you're not ready to go home, if you gonna go all night, you best not twerk at an Anne Arundel County high school dance.
South River and Annapolis high schools have issued contracts forbidding students from dancing with "buttocks touching or facing a partner or in the air."
For those of you who are not high school principals, that means: no twerking, the vigorous booty-shaking move that Miley Cyrus displayed at the MTV Video Music Awards in August.
Bob Mosier, an Anne Arundel County Schools spokesman, said county high schools have issued similar contracts for several years. The contracts forbid dancing that simulates sexual activities, the use of drugs and alcohol, and a number of other adolescent temptations.
What's that you say, "It's our party we can do what we want"?