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A guide to life from 'The Wire's' sleaziest politician, Sen. Clay Davis

Trust no one. Know how the machine works. Clay Davis' rules for living.

Senator Clay Davis has finally made it to the White House. "The Wire" creator David Simon presented a bobblehead of the show's sleaziest politician to President Barack Obama during a recent meeting.  The bobblehead plays three recordings of Davis uttering his catchphrase, an elongated, multitonal synonym for manure. Actor Isiah Whitlock is selling the bobbleheads for a limited time through a Kickstarter campaign.

In celebration of the launch of the bobblehead, we present to you Clay Davis' Rules for Living, courtesy of Whitlock.

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