We are feeling so many feelings right now — shock and disgust, namely, but also … we feel like “The Bachelor” hasn’t won us over this season enough to make this joke. It’s too much too soon, and we’re not here for it. Also, Jacqueline (who?) looks a little too eager to please (like, drink her own pee eager) and it’s making us uncomfortable. Luckily, we find out that Arie just drank apple juice (hehe, so fun and flirty!) and Jacqueline drops her bottle.