If you're a fan of awards shows, drinking isn't required to get through the three-hour self-celebration that is the Emmy Awards. But it sure makes it more fun.And if you're either not a big awards show person (or perhaps forced to watch for some reason), we want to help you out a bit.Here's our official drinking game for Monday's ceremony (8 p.m., NBC). And if you need to, feel free to blame us for taking a personal day on Tuesday.• Host Seth Meyers makes an ill-advised joke referencing &quot;Orange is the New Black&quot; and race relations.• Matthew McConaughey makes a bizarre reference to the universe, God or &quot;living life&quot; or in his Best Actor acceptance speech.• Every time the word &quot;Heisenberg&quot; is used.• A selfie happens. Ironically or not.• Tina Fey/Amy Poehler cameo in a skit!• Tina Fey/Amy Poehler are funnier in their skit than Meyers is for the whole show.• Jessica Lange allows a smile. Or a smirk.• Kerry Washington is described as either &quot;stunning&quot; or &quot;perfection&quot; in the red carpet pre-show.• Timely health care website joke!• Someone says, &quot;Wait, they died?!&quot; during the In Memoriam segment.• Jim Parsons wins for both &quot;The Big Bang Theory&quot; and &quot;The Normal Heart.&quot;• Awkward joke involving some sort of variation on the following: &quot;We're outlawing gay marriage when we should be outlawing marriage on 'Game of Thrones!'&quot;• Maggie Smith finally makes it to the ceremony this year.• Self-deprecating reference to last year's death-heavy ceremony.• Christina Hendricks outdoes herself in the cleavage department this year.• Outdated reference to Lena Dunham's &quot;Girls&quot; nudity.• Someone admits to watching &quot;Shameless&quot; and/or &quot;Episodes.&quot;• You cry during the Robin Williams tribute.• Kevin Spacey thanks Bill Clinton and Paul Ryan in his Best Actor acceptance speech.• Any acting win for &quot;Downton Abbey.&quot;• There's a skit combining the casts of &quot;Game of Thrones&quot; and &quot;Orange is the New Black.&quot;• Pre-planned Best Actress in a Comedy bit with Julia-Louis Dreyfus and Amy Poehler.