Lilly: "There has to be some place better and you're going to help us find it ... I saw the picture, Brian. You had a family. I know that, and I know we're not them. But for now you're stuck with us and that's just the way it's going to be."
The Governor: "I'm never gonna let anything happen to you ... cross my heart."
Winner: The Governor, obviously.
BEST ZOMBIE KILL
There were several to choose from, but the winner might be one of the best ever seen on "The Walking Dead"! It happened when the Governor and Megan fell into that pitfall and were accosted by three rotting bodies. The Governor ripped out the esophagus of one of them to slow it down a bit, and then did this epic move: he took a big Flintstones bone and gagged the esophagus-less zombie with it before using it as a lever to pry the top half of its head off. The greatest of zombie kills!
The Governor also took second place by smashing the living heck out of David Chalmers' head, and then just when you thought he was done smashing, smashing some more.
The legless one in the bathtub with the dishpan face. His face looked like that guy Zoidberg from "Futurama". The Governor was like "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?" and it was SUCH a good burn but no one was there to appreciate it. Then the Governor was like "Hey I'm gonna stab up your face and it will probably improve your looks" and there was no need to insult that creature that was clearly suffering through perpetual agony.
That old lady one in the wheelchair with the fangs and ghoulish eyes was pretty freaky too.
Zombies: Six, for 191 on the season. (That number is pretty unofficial though, as the killing has been kind of fast and loose this season.)
Humans: One. David Chalmers, for a nice and even 20 on the season.
A look ahead to next week's episode, "Dead Weight"
The Governor stands on a dock and reunites with his old cronies, who take him in, but trouble (and hilarity) ensues when they stumble across a tent city. The Governor goes on a mission with the boys and comes across a headless soldier tied to a tree.